Every mom needs red wine

I was introduced to red wine today...dont ask what kind, I dont know...it was just really good. I sipped...yum, this is delish! kids start bickering...another sip...ah heck, just gulp it down. mmm even better. And before you know it, its gone. Would you like another glass mam? Sure dont mind if i do! pour myself a nice tall one and keep sipping away. Baby begins to fuss....gulp...gulp...gulp...husband informs me baby is crying. Glass in hand, huh what baby? just kidding...feed baby and continue sipping. Lay baby back down and turn to grab glass....what the hell? who drank my wine? *pours self third glass* mm yummy! Wonder if my mom will notice the bottle missing....? Husband informs me hes ready to go. I casually ask, "but honey dont you wont a drink? pina colada maybe?" we dont have wine at home...i need to stay here. :) Kids are bickering again, baby is crying...fine i guess we better go as i chug down the remainder of whatever glass number this is...i lost count because someone, i dont know who, keeps drinking MY wine! Now headed back home and I pull out grocery list....scratch off milk and replace in bold RED WINE. yup, every mom needs red wine. :)