I could be a gypsy

One of my favorite shows...

it's so horrible but so addicting.

Gypsy Sister's

I am fascinated with other cultures and gypsy live an interesting lifestyle. 

They are proper and domesticated housewives

but psycho hooligans when it comes to drama. 

I could be a gypsy

scratch the domesticated housewife title and it's me

Is that crazy? No?

my girls had their winter parties yesterday at school

who am I kidding? 

That wasn't a party

It was crap

if your kid attends the same school,

Ask for your $6 per kid refund

I didn't pay it to begin with but 

it was so bad they should have paid me to be there.

my poor kids

the torture

Goldfish, pretzels, apples, M & Ms

that.is.it

no cupcakes

No sugar goodness

no red dye, gluten,  or preservatives

what.theee.heck

::sigh::

Oh and I was literally the ONLY parent there.

awkward

so my favorite fast food joint caught fire

you know...

yo quiero taco bell *insert Spanglish accent*

The best darn cat food I ever ate

burned

shut down

now I have to drive an extra 8 miles (yes I counted)

To the next closest one

I would add a picture for your viewing but I'm a Sprint customer

the service is awful

they've been working on the towers since 1999

apparently. .since then..it will be working tomorrow

::crickets::

I went to Walmart to buy cat food

because I'm a cat hoarder I get excited when I see other people buying cat food

I want to be their friend

them...

not so much

well except one time I talked for half an hour to an old guy guy with

20+ cats

wow

that's a lot of poo

speaking of poo...because I know you want the details

my daughter screamed for me the other day

kj: mooooooom!!!

Me: whaaaaat?

Kj: ugh mom I have congestion. ..

me: huh?? Congestion? ?

Kj: yeahhhh it's making my tummy hurt

oh bless her heart. Congestion. *snickers*

;)

I'm so glad my husband is home.

without him my house looks like a trash and cat hoarder house

sad. But true.

I hate cleaning

My husband loves it

poor guy didn't realize what kinda woman he was marrying.

speaking of men...

saw some dudes walking into a nail salon today

please Lord don't let my son be THAT man

it's so...weird

to each their own but 

I like my man...

A man

rough, tough, dirty, rugged

man.

not a pretty boy

pretty boys don't get dirty

that creeps me out.

Any of you ever had an MRI?

30 minutes of blarring in your ears.

it GAVE me a headache

the whole reason I was there.

The guy asked if I fell asleep. ..

uhh no I was in a deaf coma

who sleeps in that thing?

Well any hoo

as Sprint says...

Catch yall up tomorrow ;)